THE GODDESS

Expected sa isang empleyado ng call center ang magaling mag english at maganda ang accent. pero bkit ako parang wala lang, hindi nman ako carabao english pero hindi ko pa rin feel yung mga accent churva ng isang call center agent. naalala ko nung madaling araw pako nagtratrabaho, nagkaron ako ng caller na matandang lalake, nagtatanong about sa doggy steps. eh hindi pako masyado sanay so sabi ko "ill put u on hold" aba kala nia cguro hindi ko naririnig, sabihin ba sa kasama sa bahay, "MUST BE INDIAN". ngo ngo.

pero minsan nman meron nga customer na sabi buti nlang ako nakausap nila kc tumawag na cila b4 pero di nila maintindihan ang accent nung nakausap nila. buti daw sakin clear and neutralized. pero meron din nman na barubal na customer. sabihin ba nman na i dont wanna descriminate you, but i wanna talk to sum1 who speaks english. aba di tinarayan ko, sabi ko im speaking in english. you can understand me, i can understand you. WE CAN TALK. eh binagsakan ako so wlang nanyari, heheh.

Tpos meron ako nakausap na lalake, taga saan daw ako, kc kala nia galing ako west indies. so google tyo kung saan ng west indies, carribean pla. so iguana accent pla ako.

Ang huli na nagcomment sakin, babae, meron daw sha officemate na kapareho ko magsalita, so tanong ako, anong nationality nun?.

"PERSIAN".  Pussing pussy ang dating ko sa phone

Me nag promise sakin na magdadala sila ng SLUMBOOK para masulatan namin, eh wla parin so eto nlang pagaksayahan ko ng panahon, DAMI KC D2 English ng english, parang mga GAGO>

1.name/s? CLIO, pede din CHLOE pede din boyet o kaya christopher, bwahahaha putang pusa ng kapit bahay!

2.how many bottles of beer can u drink? di ako nag bobote eh, glass ako, chotchall ako eh, mga 2 case pag nsa mood.

3.u smoke? dati oo, tpos tumigil ako tpos ngayon minsan nlang

4.how many sticks on the average /day? minsan lang 2, o kaya mga 4 araw araw.

5.have u ever been really drunk? yes, mamaya ulit

6.have u ever been in love? lagi, pag meron kausap na lalake, khit nga kasabay ko lang naiinlove nko.

7.what do u do when ur in love? nagiisip ng dahilan para magaway kami

8.how long was your longest relationship? 5 years. korni nga eh

9.do u have a bf right now? meron yata, pero wla na sha eh restday.

10.do u eat isaw? yes. pero tagal ko na hindi nakakakainin nun, bukas cguro balitaan kita

11.have you tried sarsi mixed with raw egg yolk? oo tpos binuga ko sa mukha ng kapatid ko, SARAP

12.what would u do if ur bf is having an affair? magtetext sa 2366

13.does virginity matter? Yeno. gago pla eto eh. lam nman na virgin pko, gus2 ko na nga matanggal 2.

14.What do you think of kissing in public? Tira lang ng tira! para makarami

15.last time u read a book? nung college ako, nga 11 yrs ago

16.beauty or brains? donut masarap

17.who’s the most competent among our presidential candidates? si mang caloy

18.our vice presidentiables? wla ako maiisip pero iboboto ko c tikboy

19.juice or softdrinks? alak.

20.when it comes to relationships, tira lang ng tira, para makarami,

annoying or odd with the opposite sex? ???? san galing to?

21.what’s nice? ewan, bastos daw ako eh

22.tv or radio? mayaman kmi so sterio. yung FM/AM na mukhang ipod. bwahaha

23.have u ever been on a fight when u were in high school? nung elementary lang, dahil sa watusi

24.are u impatient? wala ako sakit. pag meron tapal dahon lang.

25.when u lose something, do u turn a room upside down to get it? mayaman ako so bili ng bago.

26.when it comes to mingling and dating are u choosy? siempre pero pag iba na pakiramdam mo, pikit mata ka nlang

27.have you tried eating dog meat? nung toddler pako, pero maanghang eh so hindi na2loy,

28.at least 5 of the nicest people that u know? ulol, wlang taong nice, maganda lang

29. people who always give u a sound advice? meron try mo, twag ka sa 911-1111

30.do u have a journal? wala. kc wala ako ballpen eh, khit nga pencil wala ako.

31.have u had a piggy bank when u were a kid? No but I know someone who looked like a piggy bank when she was a kid.

32.when was the last time u broke a glass? ewan ko, basta alam ko face ko parang broken glass

33.can you do other things while eating? oo, kaya ko magswimming ng meron plato at kutsara.

34.when you started working, what did you do when you got paid? i did sexual favor dun sa nagbigay

35.a perfect date (place)? sa estero ng pandacan, para mukhang mga asong ulol lang na naghahanap ng makakain

36.a genie would grant u three wishes, anything that u want, what would be ur third wish? sana malapit lang bahay nmin sa enchanted,

37.salt or fishsauce? Pera na lang

38.last person that made u laugh? myself and me.

39.are you a coffee addict? Addict! addict!

40.ice cream or chocolates? Pancit canton

What a way to start, I’ve finally decided to shed off my innocence and start trying to be a little bit naughty. well i consider that having fun and being more carefree about my image as a whole. well perhaps my image isnt that good to start with because admit it in this lifetime i would always be seen as a person who is promiscuous and libido driven creature. Well if i was like that then i should stop crying for cold nights and nostalgic moments. So goodbye depressive nights and good riddance innocent image. i finally realized that the thing that’s keeping me from enjoying life is my idea that i should only be with one person that deserve my full attention. well that idea is for kids. not for a 600 years old semi virgin like me.

Yeah, rumors are true that i’ve been using tobacco strips again. i used to smoke then i quit and now im back to this disgusting habit. Popular saying goes "I’M NOT A QUITTER" hehehe so gotta live up to that mantra. I remember my friend asking me why i went back after i successfully recovered from my smoking addiction (though i only have 2 or 3 sticks a day). He even asked me if it’s because im dining alone again, NOSY bastard! yes admittingly it is, but this is my decision and my lungs to worry about in the future so dont think im into depression or something. I’ve been dringking alot too, not like before where i drink untill dawn. however it’s still too much for me since i’m 6oo yrs old. anyway that  is just to have fun cause believe me, i feel like i’ve been funless for the longest time. another thing that i’ve been trying to master is the art of flirting, the difficult part of this though is finding someone to flirt with, recently there has been a noughty party that i attented however the "MANANG" in me still won. but in time perhaps i’ll find that perfect guy to flirt with and hopefully i can stop whinning about me having no memories of how a kiss feels likes. anyway just to let you in on how crazy and how determined i am to lose my innocent (duh?!) clean living image.

I wanted him so much but he doesnt want me, so i had to come up with all the courage in me to try to forget him. but how could i if he’s always around to remind me how wonderful i am and how wonderfull it feels to be around him. It has always been him that i want. though someone is making me happy now. at the back of my mind i know that if we can just have another chance, even a single moment to rekindle what we had. it’ll be him that i would run to and be happy with. Some say that he has found a new love, He said he doesnt need a new love. I just want him to be happy and i want him to be happy with me but there are a lot of evidence that he’s happiness lies elsewhere. It come as a shock to me that people think of him differently but if that is true. sad and shame but there’s nothing i can do about it but to accept and hope he find his true self and be happy about it. I have someone now who takes care of me emotionally. though he cant be there for me completely at least he’s there to  make me feel important. My PLAYMATE makes me feel happy but after that game, i have to go home and rest.